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Britney
Suxx!! ;-)
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(Britney Spears - "Baby
One More Time" - 1999)
Oh Baby Baby
how was I supposed to
know
that two plus two is
four
Oh Baby Baby
I should have gone to
school
instead of singing crap
songs
Show me how to
write my name down
tell me baby and I need
to know
baby how to walk
My stupidness
is killing me (and
I)
I must confess I still
play with
barbie dolls
When I don't find them
I loose my
mind
Oh give me a brain
and kick me baby one
more time.
Oh baby baby
the reason I sing is
cash
don't has to sound like
music
Oh stupid
baby, there's no one I
would not annoy
that's just the way I
planned it
Show me how to
turn this crap off
tell me baby and I need
to know
now how to walk
My stupidness
is killing me (and
I)
I must confess I still
play with
barbie dolls
When I don't find them
I loose my
mind
Stop throwing this slime
This time it does even
rhyme!
Oh baby baby,
how was I suppoed to
know
Oh stupid baby, is
there anything
that I know?
I must confess
that my stupidness
is killing me now
don't you know I still
don't know
why no one is here
to buy this crap
Oh kick me baby one
more time!
(Oder
alternativ dazu http://members.tripod.com/~BritSucks)
(Britney Spears - "Sometimes" - 2000)
You say you
want to f*** with me
like you can't keep
your dirty hands
away from me
it's not that I don't
want it (yeah!)
but every time I start
to sing you
run away
You don't
wanna hear anything that
I sing
because it sounds so bad
And if you like my
music, move fast
'cause if you know
these things
our friendship won't last
(Chorus)
Most times I suck
Sometimes your d***
Most times I'm scared
of me
but all I really want
is to earn
much cash
sing this trash, sing
it by day
and night
Baby just give me your
cash
I don't set
the volume high
'cause everytime that
I'm alone
I do know why
Hope that you buy my CD
you'll see that it is
crap but cash
for me
You don't
wanna hear anything that
I sing
because it sounds so bad
And if you like my
music, move fast
'cause if you know
these things
our friendship won't last
(Chorus)
Most times I suck
Sometimes your d***
Most times I'm scared
of me
but all I really want
is to earn
much cash
sing this trash, sing
it by day
and night
Baby just give me your
cash
I just sing
some crap and you will
see
you won't find a more
annoying CD
If you hate me and I
kill your nerve...
Damn I don't know
another verse!
(Chorus 2x)
(Britney Spears - "You
Drive Me Crazy" - 2000)
Baby, I don't
have a clue
I am so stupid, what
can I do
Sorry this crap is so
loud (no!)
The record's spinning,
but you don't
like the sound
Everytime you look at me
You have to vomit, it's
easy to
see
Singing this pays so
much more
More than anything that
I earned
before
I am too lazy
I just cant't sing
I'm not excited, I suck
too much
Sorry this crap is on
all night
But singing this crap
keeps my bank
account alright
Tell me where
to buy some gas
To burn my CD's and
stop all this
mess
Tell me this all is not
true
That I'm not singing
this garbage to you
But singing this pays
so much more
More than anything that
I earned
before
I am too lazy
I just cant't sing
I'm not excited, I suck
too much
Sorry this crap is on
all night
But singing this crap
keeps my bank
account alright
(Britney Spears - "Born
To Make You Happy" - 2000)
I'm sitting
here alone up in my room
and have to change the
channel 'cause
my song comes on (oh my god)
I think about the time
I was on
stage
People threw tomatoes
and got into
a rage
I surely do know what I
did wrong
I can not sing and my
voice is not
strong
If only my manager was
here tonight
Maybe he could tell me
how to make
it right
(Chorus)
Is it because I simply
suck
Why do I sing so crappy?
Or because I don't have
talent at
all
Why do I sing so crappy?
Always and forever
tomatoes for
me
That is not the way I
like it to
be
I don't even know who
wrote the
lyrics for me
Why do I sing so crappy?
I know I've
been a fool since I sang
this song
I would give it up but
the cash
comes strong (oh my god)
Cuz' livin' in a dream
of cash on
a tree
Is not the way how my
life needs
to be
I don't wanna cry some
stupid lyrics
foy you
but please forgive me
if I do
If only my manager was
here tonight
Maybe he could tell me
how to make
it right
(Chorus)
Is it because I simply
suck
Why do I sing so crappy?
Or because I don't have
talent at
all
Why do I sing so crappy?
Always and forever
tomatoes for
me
That is not the way I
like it to
be
I don't even know who
wrote the
lyrics for me
Why do I sing so crappy?
I'd do anything
I'd give you my cash
I'd wait forever that I
could sing
Just call up my number
(Just call
up my number)
I won't be there (and I
won't be
there)
just to show you that I
don't care
(Chorus)
Is it because I simply
suck
Why do I sing so crappy?
Or because I don't have
talent at
all
Why do I sing so crappy?
Always and forever
tomatoes for
me
That is not the way I
like it to
be
I don't even know who
wrote the
lyrics for me
Why do I sing so crappy?
Why do I sing so crappy?
Always and
forever tomatoes for me
That is not the way I
like it to
be
I don't even know who
wrote the
lyrics for me
Why do I sing so crappy?
(zuletzt
geändert am 27.08.2009)