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"Kick Me Baby One More Time"

(Britney Spears - "Baby One More Time" - 1999)
 

Oh Baby Baby
how was I supposed to know
that two plus two is four

Oh Baby Baby
I should have gone to school
instead of singing crap songs

Show me how to write my name down
tell me baby and I need to know baby how to walk

My stupidness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still play with barbie dolls
When I don't find them I loose my mind
Oh give me a brain
and kick me baby one more time.
 

Oh baby baby
the reason I sing is cash
don't has to sound like music

Oh stupid baby, there's no one I would not annoy
that's just the way I planned it

Show me how to turn this crap off
tell me baby and I need to know now how to walk

My stupidness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still play with barbie dolls
When I don't find them I loose my mind
Stop throwing this slime
This time it does even rhyme!

Oh baby baby, how was I suppoed to know
Oh stupid baby, is there anything that I know?

I must confess
that my stupidness
is killing me now
don't you know I still don't know
why no one is here
to buy this crap
Oh kick me baby one more time!

   
(Oder alternativ dazu http://members.tripod.com/~BritSucks)



"Most Times"

(Britney Spears - "Sometimes" - 2000)
 

You say you want to f*** with me
like you can't keep your dirty hands away from me
it's not that I don't want it (yeah!)
but every time I start to sing you run away

You don't wanna hear anything that I sing
because it sounds so bad
And if you like my music, move fast
'cause if you know these things our friendship won't last

(Chorus)
Most times I suck
Sometimes your d***
Most times I'm scared of me
but all I really want is to earn much cash
sing this trash, sing it by day and night
Baby just give me your cash

I don't set the volume high
'cause everytime that I'm alone I do know why
Hope that you buy my CD
you'll see that it is crap but cash for me

You don't wanna hear anything that I sing
because it sounds so bad
And if you like my music, move fast
'cause if you know these things our friendship won't last

(Chorus)
Most times I suck
Sometimes your d***
Most times I'm scared of me
but all I really want is to earn much cash
sing this trash, sing it by day and night
Baby just give me your cash

I just sing some crap and you will see
you won't find a more annoying CD
If you hate me and I kill your nerve...
Damn I don't know another verse!

(Chorus 2x)
 


"I Am Too Lazy"

(Britney Spears - "You Drive Me Crazy" - 2000)
 

Baby, I don't have a clue
I am so stupid, what can I do
Sorry this crap is so loud (no!)
The record's spinning, but you don't like the sound
Everytime you look at me
You have to vomit, it's easy to see
Singing this pays so much more
More than anything that I earned before

I am too lazy
I just cant't sing
I'm not excited, I suck too much
Sorry this crap is on all night
But singing this crap keeps my bank account alright

Tell me where to buy some gas
To burn my CD's and stop all this mess
Tell me this all is not true
That I'm not singing
this garbage to you
But singing this pays so much more
More than anything that I earned before

I am too lazy
I just cant't sing
I'm not excited, I suck too much
Sorry this crap is on all night
But singing this crap keeps my bank account alright
 

 

"Why Do I Sing So Crappy"

(Britney Spears - "Born To Make You Happy" - 2000)
 

I'm sitting here alone up in my room
and have to change the channel 'cause my song comes on (oh my god)
I think about the time I was on stage
People threw tomatoes and got into a rage
I surely do know what I did wrong
I can not sing and my voice is not strong
If only my manager was here tonight
Maybe he could tell me how to make it right

(Chorus)
Is it because I simply suck
Why do I sing so crappy?
Or because I don't have talent at all
Why do I sing so crappy?
Always and forever tomatoes for me
That is not the way I like it to be
I don't even know who wrote the lyrics for me
Why do I sing so crappy?
 

I know I've been a fool since I sang this song
I would give it up but the cash comes strong (oh my god)
Cuz' livin' in a dream of cash on a tree
Is not the way how my life needs to be
I don't wanna cry some stupid lyrics foy you
but please forgive me if I do
If only my manager was here tonight
Maybe he could tell me how to make it right

(Chorus)
Is it because I simply suck
Why do I sing so crappy?
Or because I don't have talent at all
Why do I sing so crappy?
Always and forever tomatoes for me
That is not the way I like it to be
I don't even know who wrote the lyrics for me
Why do I sing so crappy?
 

I'd do anything
I'd give you my cash
I'd wait forever that I could sing
Just call up my number (Just call up my number)
I won't be there (and I won't be there)
just to show you that I don't care

(Chorus)
Is it because I simply suck
Why do I sing so crappy?
Or because I don't have talent at all
Why do I sing so crappy?
Always and forever tomatoes for me
That is not the way I like it to be
I don't even know who wrote the lyrics for me
Why do I sing so crappy?
 

Why do I sing so crappy?

Always and forever tomatoes for me
That is not the way I like it to be
I don't even know who wrote the lyrics for me
Why do I sing so crappy?
 


(zuletzt geändert am 27.08.2009)


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