What do you say in Austria when...

What do you say in Austria when...

(If you don't get it, just try to read it again slowly ;-)

...you want to apologize :
Ain´t joule dig and see! Does towed mere light!

... you greet somebody:
Grease goat! Hub eddy airy! Wig ate ace?

... you want to complain about something:
Sow awry! Impair dean ain´t! Soar frake height!

...you want to express surprise:
No were glee? Are so? Net may glee!

...you are cross:
Loss me in roar! Feir´s wind! Share day zoom dive ale! Show dust wider guest!

...something went wrong:
Fix noah mole! In goats villian! Hally gay mood a goat is!

...you want to blame somebody:
Dough host us! Six does! Days shout dear Anne Lee!

...going to a dance:
Tun sane see mid mere an sure blood layer? Lie there cunny core pole-car tun sane.

...you want to make a statement about the weather:
Ace dough-nut! Dare wind gait. Ace ragnet. There sneer-ale Reagan is lay stick. Dough sinned shave can wall can aim him ale. Ace weirdan bloods Reagan gay ben.

...you want to pay a compliment to a person:
See sun a sow bears mud-ale.

She fawn is lie want!

My nay she sure torn way!
Woe dean?
By dar fair sane.
Loss me shawn. Host us far cared own.
Dish null an cairn ouse an. Soda, yeats game us own.
For ma mid’n say say lift oven idea o ten he gale.
It row minute.
Gay hair do, ace is Nick star by.
Ace is o’bar so I sick.
Dive no a mole!
Gey hair dough.
E for four, do forced hint air mere know, o bear sheer nay bow girl.
Word Hias! E hope an stearn grease un.
Gay halt in dick near.
Fix Noah mole, days is was mid day own fan gare.
Nick’s we share O’Ryan. Shy’s drag.

(Stammt nicht von mir, ist ein seit längerem kursierender Klassiker)

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Let's tense hope E meet ann fry and E bear lay gate, whose we're toon sole ann.

"Gain we're inns keen now?", hot are gay sucked.

"Whose spell lense then?"

"Act they eggs."

"E hope upper they say rear net gay say ann."

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"These steam at jo gore net. Dow show ann's hear!"

"Tow hope and see up erect. These he knee gay ban tale whore phone ann on there ann cunt then. Ain't joole dig and see! Dow fear dear fan see see jazz whose ooze sue keen. Whole and see Eh Lee Ann fear oh there ann sax air drag ale beer ooze ounce are aim eyes cows then?"

"Whose nay men we're jazz?", hope and we're E bear lay gate.

"Phone Eh Lee Ann fear suck and feel lee light, air is shy say. Nay men we're lee bear these beer ant so fan we're ooze knee dear."

"Oh Kay, gate show!"

Dieser Text ist eine Schöpfung von mir aus dem Jahr 1998 und wurde auch im Buch Martha Pfahl am Marterpfahl veröffentlicht.

(zuletzt geändert am 12.03.2007)

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